Sunday, June 18, 2006

Worst Email I Ever Got

Believe me, when I saw this thing in my INBOX my first thought was this has to be the worst possible news you can get from your doctor....
Astro Alert: Uranus Turns Retrograde

Dear Cara,
Rest up while you can! On June 19, Uranus turns retrograde, bringing his flair for the unusual to a planet near you. Until the ruler of rebellion returns to direct motion on November 20, you may notice an increase in personality transformations or oddball news reports; indeed, the conventional wisdom for the next few months is 'Expect the unexpected.' Now, those of you with well-worn PDAs and perfectly up-to-date planners might find that advice less than reassuring. But the key to success these days is to go with the flow. That mind of yours is brimming with untapped talents and innovative ideas, and Uranus is bound and determined to set them free!
Start unleashing your inner trailblazer with a free sample Revelations Reading.Uranus established his reputation as our solar system's renegade long ago. But this planet is very much a rebel with a cause, namely humanitarianism, creativity and breaking with tradition. During his retrograde journey, that energy -- which typically plays out on a more collective scale -- is focused inward. Is there a cause you want to get involved with? a pottery class you've had your eye on? a certain bohemian side of yourself that you haven't seen in a while? Seize this chance to celebrate your individuality and move beyond the status quo.
Reveal your full potential -- including talents that might surprise you! -- as you enjoy 20% off your full-length Revelations Reading.Of course, a period known for erratic, unusual behavior might not be the best time to act on every brilliant idea. But these upcoming months are your golden opportunity to think outside the box in ways that the 9-to-5 world of convention doesn't always allow. Experiment with new modes of expression to find the one that suits you best (pens, food, clothes, music ... no doubt you have ample tools all around you). By late November, you may find that you're ready to share what you've learned with the world.
Here's to making Uranus's retrograde period the start of something much bigger!
Sincerely, The Team -->
P.S. Hoping to tap into your inner actor? novelist? globe-trotter? Find daily inspiration for all your wishes in's Wishing Dictionary ... You might just come out of this retrograde with a brand-new lease on life!
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