Thursday, November 02, 2006

"Hands" Coulter Could Face Criminal Charges

An investigation has begun into the voting activities of Ann Coulter, to determine if she knowingly voted in the wrong pricinct. Coulter is refusing to comply with the investigation. It is said she could get 5 years in prison if convicted. It seems a stretch, but who among us wouldn't welcome the silence?
Also, could she be faced with solitary confinement? I would think being forced to be her cellmate could constitute cruel and inhuman punishment. Of course, if we sent her to one of Cheney's secret prisons it might slide under the torture rules.
On second thought, that is just going too hard on Al-Qaeda.

1 comment:

  1. Is that an engagement ring? what a sorry sap.