Thursday, August 16, 2007

Shrubette Engaged

Demure and delicate Jenna Bush, daughter of our beloved (shit I really can't type that with a straight face) Pretzledent, is engaged. Aw!
A nation of horny frat boys weeps.
Oh the joyous anticipation of the honeymoon photos...doubtless there will be countless Kodak moments of her face-down drunk on the beach, doubtless nude.
I wonder if the "Girls Gone Wild" crowd will cover the bachelorette party!
Oh and of course, the children that will come of this beautiful union, bundles of joy all...
Ohhhh the children....

He looks just like his grandpa!

He has his mother's eyes.

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