Husband..."Now if I were to have an affair, and you found out, and forced me to break it off..."
Me..."Oh no need to worry, I would break "IT" off for you."
(Scared look. He knows I mean that.)
Husband..."Ok, so then I have to go back to Argentina just to make sure it wasn't a mirage or something and I get caught and I say 'I really love this woman but I will make myself learn to love my wife again' how would THAT go over?"
Me..."Not well my friend, I don't recommend you try it."
Just go away. You don't deserve your job. You don't deserve your wife. I am sure your state would be happy if you just went away. Go to Argentina and get your freak on. That's all.