Americans are counting themselves lucky today that POTUS is taking on the greatest singular threat to mankind and its social structures, gay marriage. The implications of gay marriage are staggering. Studies show that if gays are allowed to marry our borders will literally crumble, and al-Qaida will pass freely into our nation with nukes from Iran and pot from Guatemala, and will take our jobs and our men. Bird flu will also run rampant, passing from person to person on strands of Mardi Gras beads. For the love of God we must stop this scourge, and keep marriage between a man and a woman. There is no greater threat to democracy, nay humanity.