Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Ken Lay Dead at age 64

Just one week before he was due to be sentenced Ken Lay dies in Colorado of an apparent massive heart attack. Skeptics and conspiracy theorists alike were quick to question the truthfulness of the heart attack story and are calling for an autopsy. One, a victim of the Enron scam, who wished to remain anonymous was quoted as saying, "Everyone knows the guy didn't even have a heart!"

Sentencing will continue as scheduled, Las Vegas oddsmakers calling it an even bet whether Lay is sentenced to minimum security "country club" hell, or federal "pound me in the ass" hell.

1 comment:

  1. Have you heard the conspiracy theory going around that Lay had plastic surgery and is alive somewhere on a tropical island? His casket was closed at his funeral, so who knows? If that were found to be true, it would be the ultimate screw job...