Monday, October 02, 2006

New Developments in Masturgate

In breaking news...


Taint Foley has entered Pervert Rehab.

In other news it looks like the smell of Taint is spreading throughout the Republican leadership. Already Hastert, Boehner, and Shimkus (these three guys all sound like euphemisms for kinky behavior) are reeking of Taint. Tony Snowjob is spinning out of control to keep Taint off of the White House. CNN is interviewing pages who don't even have first hand knowledge of Taint. Fox News is trying very hard to ignore it.


  1. Anonymous5:06 PM

    Where were the right wing preachers when all this started? Not one of them said a disparaging word about Tom Delay, Ken Lay or Abramoff. Now we have repugnicans trolling for children on the internet. Where are all these so called "Godly people" while this was going on? It just makes me sick! As a Christian who tries hard to live a clean life I don't know what to think. I hope they, as we used to say in Tn, nail Foley to the barn!!

  2. Anonymous9:18 PM

    Taint, you know what taint is? taint is that stip of skin between your pussy and your asshole, taint pussy, taint asshole.

  3. Wow...and I was afraid that the double entendre had escaped you Rocky. If taint "ain't pussy and ain't asshole" then what do you get when you are both?